Hopefully at least 1 person will laugh at this

[Guest Speedye30]

I got this a couple of years ago. Lets dust it off:

BMW German-English Translation

To ROLLS-ROYCE GROUP

From BMW Headquarters

We at BMW feel that members of our UK operation could benefit from knowing certain auto terminology used by your German counterparts. This should avoid embarrassment at our inter-departmental meetings. Therefore before the next technical meeting please make the effort to read and inwardly digest the 'following.

INDICATORS------------ Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

SPEEDOMETER---------- Der Egobooster

PUNCTURE-------------- Die Phatte mit Bludyf**ken

LEARNER---------------- Die Twaten mit Elplatt

ESTATE CAR------------ Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto

WINDSCREEN WIPER-- Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden

FOOTBRAKE------------ Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik

BREATHALYSER-------- Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen

SEATBELT-------------- Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrappen

HEADLIGHTS----------- Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud

FOG WARNING--------- Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

HIGHWAY CODE-------- Der Wipen fur Arsen

TYRES------------------- Phlattfarts

TRAFFIC JAM----------- Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten

BACKFIRE--------------- Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme f**kenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT----------- Der Fukkengret trucken

ACCIDENT-------------- Der Bleedinmess

NEAR ACCIDENT------- Der f**ken neer schittenselfen

CYCLIST---------------- Pedalpushen pilloken

REAR VIEW MIRROR--- Der Yokhunter TooKlosen

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even with age, it doesnt get better

[bumpstop325 0]

[Guest Spargo]

Welcome to 1999.

Still funny

[Dnz 0]

Its more like swedish chef from the muppets..

[Guest Andrew]

FOG WARNING--------- Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit

so true hah

[Napier_E36 0]

hahaha thats classic! cheers man, got anything else like that? As for the eating the batteries - WTF???!!!

[speakeasy 0]

hey man, if it makes ytou feel better, i had a chuckle. the eating batteries was lost on me though