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oops i ment 528i done out motorsport stylez

been drivin it all night, f**ken mean piece of vehicle.

thanks for all the support. the sh*t thing is im a nonalcoholic so i cant even drawn my sorrows in beer

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you can allways give it a go :beer:

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I've had enough booze for the both of us so don't worry about drowning yourself cause it's not worth having to work all day feeling like someones lynched you and attached you like a guilty negro to a trusty steed and galloped around the dusty streets for a few hours before stringing you up to a piss infested trough which you need to drink from but can't pull yourself together to do so so you just sit there staring blank and confused :wacko:

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I'm one guy who has issues today

Issues with the computer screen being too bright even at full low brightness and contrast, blinds not fully closing, workmates with annoyingly happy humming and whistling, and emails that never end.

Worst of all i've got lunch date that I know is going to be too intelligable for my current level of brain effeciency.

I'm the exact opposite of this -> :bounce:

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In fact, this -> :bounce: is giving me a headache just watching it and soon will make me do this -> :puke:

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In fact, this -> :bounce: is giving me a headache just watching it and soon will make me do this -> :puke:

Harden Up.

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:finger: :finger: :finger:

Hung overs aren't for pussies, they're for people with real lives an dfor your info I was on the piss with Samuel Dover and Jon Tamahere last night, they can certainly drink with the best of them

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your info I was on the piss with Samuel Dover and Jon Tamahere last night, they can certainly drink with the best of them

Is that a statement of pride or shame?

Just kidding, also hangovers at work are not much fun.

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Not my fault you forgot to drink water at all!

Was Dover wearing his hat?

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Not my fault you forgot to drink water at all!

Was Dover wearing his hat?

I thought that he was born with the 10 gallon hat on, and that is was unable to be separated from his head...

Do you mean to say that it is an accessory?

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Yes he had the hat, I tried to buy it off him cause it would've gone with my pimp jacket which I was wearing at the time.

Given his reluctance to relinquish I formed the opinion that the dude must have a bloody great shiny noggin underneath.

Go the bling bling baby :pimp:

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I was on the piss with Samuel Dover and Jon Tamahere

Ya mean dover samuels?? lol my mates dad

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Ya mean dover samuels?? lol my mates dad

:lol: Yeah, i'm still dyslexic from last night :lol:

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. I was on the phone to the police watching them

dude...WTF?! why didnt you go outside and do something about it?

carry a knife with you and learn how to kickbox, no one will want to f**k with you

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dude...WTF?! why didnt you go outside and do something about it?

carry a knife with you and learn how to kickbox, no one will want to f**k with you

yeah thats true, but until then, i think i would rather call the cops before taking my chances with 2 large non new zealanders.... catch my drift?? they would more than likely ebd up whipping the sh*t out of ya!!! and carrying a knife, if you dont know how to fight, your weapon will probably end up being used against you!!!

shot.

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! and carrying a knife, if you dont know how to fight, your weapon will probably end up being used against you!!!

Very true, Thats why i've got a gun licence. It's illegal to carry a concealed weapon (knife) but a big f**k off shotty? Fine.

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Shotties are good aye :D

shot.

Sooooo true tho eh?!

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