The Anti Rice thread.

[tibbs.james 1]

This post is of no relevence what so ever

But it had to be posted !!

[sp8s 1]

Hahaha ^^^^^^

Gotta do that with the Kitty

[SIR E30 68]

That honda up there looks like its about to have the biggest sneeze of its life!! ahh ahh ahhh ahhhh VRROOOOOMMMMMNNNMNMNNN

edit: brb, going to garage to paint calipers green

Edited September 8, 2009 by SIR E30

[ashy_aye 3]

a white e34 with Chopped springs ONLY on the left hand side! ! ! cruzing mission bay on sunday. talked to the knob recons it looks like he's got bag's! ! geez was tempted to call *555 and get him pink stickerd asap. if i see it out this weekend i'l try and get a pic of it to post up.

[bravo 34]

[Guest Simon*]

edit: brb, going to garage to paint calipers green

To match kidney surrounds Riceboy???

[_BRS_ 199]

To match kidney surrounds Riceboy???

haha they arent THAT bad, i rocked them for a day when i was up!

[Guest Simon*]

Is that what this is all about Blair??????

[pjay 8]

Playboy set covers.

Red calipers are ok, if they're colour coded to your car. AKA MINE SOON

[kingkarl 136]

1,000,000 e-respect points to anyone who photoshops Jason's touring's stock brake callipers red. And then photoshops in some huge brakes also with red callipers (in a new picture obviously).

P.S. The new bimmersport hierarchy sounds good to me, haha

[SIR E30 68]

To match kidney surrounds Riceboy???

I wasnt brave enough to put them on my car, but dont worry they are dead now!

Also simon, well done on your memory! I wouldnt expect anyone to remember that.

[pjay 8]

Fluro rims aren't rice

[e30plz 1]

a white e34 with Chopped springs ONLY on the left hand side! ! ! cruzing mission bay on sunday. talked to the knob recons it looks like he's got bag's! ! geez was tempted to call *555 and get him pink stickerd asap. if i see it out this weekend i'l try and get a pic of it to post up.

Lolwut. I've seen cut springs in the back with stock in the front, But only on the left side?

That's scary.

[_BRS_ 199]

Is that what this is all about Blair??????

LOL "neon nasty" It could be about that. Whats wrong with my that/ my sig?

i can change it to purple if you really want me too?

[Guest Simon*]

LOL "neon nasty" It could be about that. Whats wrong with my that/ my sig?

i can change it to purple if you really want me too?

Nah it's all good - I like my purple uniqueness. You can keep on playin' wit yo highlighters

[pjay 8]

Courtesy of Toyspeed

How to be a ricer:

Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS).

When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car.

Have an aftermarket body kit installed

Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car.

Use an aftermarket tachometer...when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it.

You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back and front of your car.

Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.

Claim to beat cars that your car is totally incapable of beating.

Install racing seats on a car that runs a 16 second or slower quarter mile.

List stereo equipment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods.

Believe that Honda invented VTEC.

Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Toyota on a Lexus..ect.

Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder.

Make your exhaust sound like a weed-wacker

Buy a nitrous system just to purge.

Using car donuts and calling them "skinnies".

Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio.

Multi colored body panels.

Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof.

Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts.

Flipping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby

Say you lost because your car is running on a sh*t tune and needs to be tuned.......... when you're on the stock computer...

rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going)

If some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options

a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your buttocks off

b.tell em they are a waste of time

my clutch is slipping,i missed a gear,my vtec was set to low,

when the vinyl work is worth more than the car,

when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic,

bouncing off the rev limiter more than once

I started in 2nd instead of 1st

My shift light went off late

I didn't catch posi trac on that one

Law#43-my strut bar snapped

my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp

I didn't double clutch like i should have

When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld

Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it (and it looks like sh*t)

Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping)

driving in and out of traffic with your Integra thinking you have a fast car

Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter.

using chicken wire as a mesh grill

Having gauges that do not work

Having a body kit and no plans on painting it

When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph

"Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet"

When you consider primer as a color choice

When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700

if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic

having windshield washer squirters with lights in them

Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster.

taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it's stock

When you manually shift an automatic

Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8

All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are

GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline

you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own

when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor

list windshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals

When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap

When someone asks you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer

When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up.

when your body kit is held on by gyprock screws and thumb tacks

If you "fat arm" out the window with a sideways cap.

If you are 5'2 and you drive in the back seat

If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic

when you de-badge your LX civic because its the suck model

windshield sticker saying powered by....(127 @the crank yeah thats power)

You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 15's

you have diamond plate floormats

you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat

you make your own intake out of pvc pipe

you have hubcaps that resemble rims

you drive any Korean car and "mod" it

if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact.

Japanese writing on a domestic car

Put racing fuel in a stock civic lx

If you spraypaint your interior

if you don't make fun of ricers

If you are getting angry while reading this list

the local tow truck service is on speed dial

put lambo doors on

You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast

Calling your flat, bald street tires "Slicks"

you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine

you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it

your keychain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/....

you play nfsu2 everyday

you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal

You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car

Type-R

I will own you in the twisties

You have a V6 commo/falc and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it's a V8.

You've ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft.

When you lose you say "But your car has 4 more cylinders"

when you lose you say "Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!"

You have a Vin Diesel poster

You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, add 200 lbs of stereo equipment and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock.

You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger

You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it

If you know you can't win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM's and say you couldn't hook up, but at least you looked cool

The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline.

If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat.

LED exhaust tips.

When you have NOS seat covers.

When you have competitive races with cars- that dont know they are racing.

Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green.

Form opinions on cars you know nothing about.

Repco is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.

Edited September 9, 2009 by Pjay

[Guest Simon*]

LOLs

[pjay 8]

[jjs 60]

Not a rice mod, but why are there now so many tribute/RIP stickers adorning rear windows? They should be banned.

I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E?

[Guest FrantiC]

It actually works lol.

Alot of the time though its people taking the piss.

[pjay 8]

I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E?

Foar shoar. Give it a try.

[laadeelaa 0]

I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E?

Haha Pjay!!

FOR SALE, SWAPS OR RIDES.

027XXXXXXX

[tibbs.james 1]

Not a rice mod, but why are there now so many tribute/RIP stickers adorning rear windows? They should be banned.

I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E?

Haha Pjay!!

FOR SALE, SWAPS OR RIDES.

027XXXXXXX

I need to take a photo of the slammed red one with chrome rims ! down my mates street

that says

" No RaNk Biartchzz 027 ### #### "

[Shady 0]

Not a rice mod, but why are there now so many tribute/RIP stickers adorning rear windows? They should be banned.

Because they are paying their respects to a person they know who died!? Whats wrong with that? A guy in Hamilton hung himself not long ago and ALOT of people knew him etc so s--tloads of cars put a sticker on including my work mate...so get over it man. Its something the teens wanna do to respect their good mates, so let them do it, just a way to let the public know I guess

BACK TO TOPIC

Ricer mods I hate...putting a massive fartcan on when the car aint fast to begin with & not any faster putting it on. And Black bonnets on White cars... and Fake Carbon Fibre vinyl/paint etc (mainly interior).

[DRTDVL 0]

Haha Pjay!!

FOR SALE, SWAPS OR RIDES.

027XXXXXXX

haha my friend met one of his ex's that way..