FRT 144 Report post Posted December 22, 2014 I,d like to go look at this car but im too scared of getting spanked and whipped.... http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/bmw/auction-825246982.htm is this a member car? be honest.. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ahmedsinc 414 Report post Posted December 22, 2014 And we have a winner for creepiest ad on reTardme for 2014! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NZ BMW 368 Report post Posted December 22, 2014 "So where's the car?" "Just down in the dungeon.... ah, I mean garage" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pldubs 308 Report post Posted December 22, 2014 Please go and take a photo of the owner. Probably some normal as dude with a harem in his basement Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD13 459 Report post Posted December 22, 2014 Guys been reading shades of grey me thinks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2914 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 The ad was a bit weird, but the guy seemed Ok when I went round and looked at the car... 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD13 459 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 You just happen to have that pic to hand right Jon... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duvey 245 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 The guy posted on the BMW Parts & Classifieds facebook page. Would be nice to actually have a few details about the car rather than the first two pages of an erotic short story as the TradeMe description. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 117 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 It's like he took some of the fanfic he wrote at 15 & just copy pasted. I want to puke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m325i 704 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 i like it 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tristan 338 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 He's a member of ECC. Nice guy and the car is in great nick from what I've seen. The ad has certainly gotten some attention! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
handgrenade 189 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 Hahahahha that's Steve's car. Why he put that description ... didn't know he was into s&m lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMTHUG 941 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 Hahahahaha this description of a vehicle is very apt. Sexy car. Lol what a character. I hope it sells Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffbebe 1559 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 (edited) The ad was a bit weird, but the guy seemed Ok when I went round and looked at the car... gimp suit.jpg That's just a BMW engineer on his lunch break, isn't it John? Edited December 23, 2014 by jeffbebe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2914 Report post Posted December 23, 2014 That's how they all dress at the factory in Munich... Allegedly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MISS BM 712 Report post Posted December 24, 2014 Very very good friend of mine. Nice to see that people can't take a joke! Loosen the Fuxk up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mynbmr 225 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 If you place an add like this expect some response, so you loosen up it is x mass take a joke 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_ethrty-Andy_ 2122 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 that ticked all the boxes except its a car Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NZ BMW 368 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 Very very good friend of mine. Nice to see that people can't take a joke! Loosen the Fuxk up. Was this posted ironically? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MISS BM 712 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 If you place an add like this expect some response, so you loosen up it is x mass take a joke The word 'you' is in an incorrect manner, since I may add it wasn't 'me' that posted the advert. I have taken the joke, therefor I am in no need to loosen up. However in due response, I saw this when he wrote it out and almost fell over in a wtf manner over an erotic BMW ad. So yes, I can take a joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MISS BM 712 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) Was this posted ironically? Indeed. This add with probably deter more potential buyers than grab them. If I didn't know Steve Id be sure to stay away from viewing incase he saw the female gender like this :/ Edited December 25, 2014 by MISS BM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NZ BMW 368 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 Indeed. This add with probably deter more potential buyers than grab them. If I didn't know Steve Id be sure to stay away from viewing incase he saw the female gender like this :/ I was referring to your post - a very serious one about not taking it too seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MISS BM 712 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 I was referring to your post - a very serious one about not taking it too seriously. Guess I'm just a serious person with serious intentions. In retrospect, nobody can tell the tone or manner of saying something via a Forum. For all intents and purposes I could of been laughing my head off, while joking around... But you can't see that. Not can 100% of the members on this forum *note - written while laughing* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FRT 144 Report post Posted December 25, 2014 Super, that's that sorted, can we please get back to taking the piss out of the add now ????? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted December 26, 2014 in other news i cant see that advertising a car like this with no warrant and no reg is a good look?Or am i just an up tight anorak wearer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
