JoKer

I thought I was special! Had not logged in here since selling the 8 : jees I miss it!

gargh missed these, thanks all for the offers, sorted & sold, car is still on bimmersport

<3 yep thats the dream spotted that on Trademe chur with $35 shipping to Pamly yard

on my watchlist!

anything considered for the right price & yep see the few that are on the Tard

Obv ideal would like a 540i one Near Dannevirke or Palmerston North but not too fussy at this stag

Not sure if I've done this, here my 1st one when I was 17 (RIP)

Red / Orange 1976 GLS is my Daily Driver (shares with the 540i)

White one is the Fun car 90bHP at the wheels with Twin Dellorto's & cam, cage and stuff, visits Racetracks too

Barely classes as Euro but I'm clinging to it & the worlds most Badge engineered car

Joker

On 19/03/2010 at 5:48 PM, antil33t said:

http://www.bimmersport.co.nz/forums/index....mp;#entry277357

This should help... I personally prefer the second option.

ahh NUTS

 
Should it Be a link to this thread : 

or with PB wrecking the internet an update may be required / looks like the forum now allows direct upload maybe?

On 06/03/2011 at 9:51 AM, Mark said:

Images just need to be 800x600 or smaller... not sure why you're unable to load the 160px images? As you can see below I've uploaded a 160x120 image and a 800x600 image.

 

took it for a couple of appraisals for trade in : might get 3k off asking lot price at one place on an "Old man Outback" that's already 2 k over priced

On 9/25/2014 at 9:38 PM, JoKer said:

Doing this again

Fresh WOF Nov 2017 & 12 Months Reg

bit rough around the Bodywork, bumber needs replacing ($350 on TM) and clear coat peeling on Bonnet & back bumper too

will be going on the Tard soon

Bump time to move the old Girl on 290,000 on the clock

currently my Daily driver

looking for a Ute or a Wagon

Test drove a Legacy 3.0r today etc

Image taken today opposite Palmfields Autos in Palmy

Hi cheers & yeah turned out to be the relay

thanks for the response & all sorted now

Google has led me to this thread http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/showthread.php?t=320025

which also leads to the Relay (7pin)

so got around to a WOF check & still no joy, fuse in all lights work on Hazards & Mechanic recommends taking to a Stealership or possible stalk malfunction

help?

have narrowed it down to the relay closest to the word "check" on the module 2nd from bottom 

LOL Sig removed VV bit ott innit?

image that is of no help at all I took just now

"left" is still stuck on :/ thats why i have the blue / 15 A fuse out

recently replaced the Low beam bulb on the same side too with the same hella bulb : potential cause? may remove it & try

was like $10 bulb

Started off last night with no Left indicator : weird

Pull fuses 3 & 6, seem ok switch them around & now the lefts are stuck on, righ is normal & hazards make the headlights flash once then nothign with the LEfts still stuck on

Have had a dicky battery for the last month & jump started it once or twice, so fearing the worst

where should I start looking next?

now see ithought it was sports? in my E34, tho tha is a LHD car could be different?

only has A [top] or S [bottom] no E

differnt?

I treated mine like "petty theft"

cops didnt think so, burglary is burglary

yea report it other wise will lead to bigger things

I have a wee story that says YES report it

This might help explain an outburst of mine yesterday

Jan 5th Sunday 2014 : I notice a Block of Cheese goes missing, I blame the cat, Post it on FB (maybe he nicked it off the table/I left it out)

Feb 27th Thursday : I notice a Box of Tui goes missing from my fridge, "very funny haha put it back, no-one gets hurt" Post on FB (nothing happens), I spent an afternoon looking in my house and even in the bin to find receipt from night before when I bought it

April 3rd Thursday : Another Box of beer goes missing (I stay quiet and consider options that someone is more than messing with me/Someone has a key/Someone stealing)

April 7th Monday 11am : On advice I contact Police, suggest someone is gaining unlawful Access and Petty thieving from me, perhaps keep an eye on the street

April 7th Monday : return Home and notice coins (roughly $3-4 in gold and silver NZ$) missing from coin jar on table from between 3pm and 5pm, English (from London) pound coins and pence left behind

April 8th Tuesday : Get camera's, return Home and notice coins missing from coin jar on table from between 3pm and 5pm wet footprints on back and front doorsteps

April 10th Thursday return Home and notice coins missing from coin jar on table and I collect Motion detected stills of a suspect from between 3pm and 5pm

April 11th Friday : Police man hides in bathroom, nothing happens between 3-4pm

April 18th Friday : knock on my door at 4:45 in the AM, young Chap looking for someone, send him on his way (collect stills on camera, which Police can identify and Neighbour who saw him on the 10th concurs is same person, I suspect checking to see if i was home etc)

22nd April Tuesday : get told to check my cameras as someone saw someone near my house 3:15 PM, Bingo, a Box of Piss gone and coins, return home, trawl around streets with cops, no one around but good images

23rd April Wednesday 11am : tiki tour past my house, see suspect at end of street, casually drive past him and straight to cop shop, hop in car, within 5 mins had him sitting in back seat, me in the front

boom charged with 7x counts of Burglary (that we know of, no denial) person unknown to me

Only facts and no names/images until convicted (courts are chugging along)

I'll update this OP one day with more details, but even feel uneasy about this post as I don't want to jepordise any future proceedings etc and if anyone can see any legal reason why this should be removed please report to moderator

So I dressed up for court this morning

he got 10 months for My Place, and 2 months for previous offenses, minus 25% for attending alcohol & drug counseling (while locked up last 3 weeks LOL handy)

His lawyer suggested 4 months

Total 9 months, his mum was sitting on other side of court giving me looks LOL

oh and I get 62$ repatriation for the two boxes of beer he stole (I had receipts for that) of course I couldn't claim for the third because I PISSED IN IT, and I'm not talking 50/50 mix, 100% my own home brewed brand of Urine

topped up with Sodastream water to make it fizz (which it did, I nearly Bear Grylls'd myself and was quite proud of how it turned out

it takes 3 goes to fill a 1 liter milk bottle in case your pondering it

imagine a box of 15, 1st row removed (as if I had drunk them), next row Beer, next row PISS and the rest are plain tap water

that's my Justice for now

so who wants to come round my house tonight and get on the piss?

/proceed with puns

he got 9 months (12 with 1/4 off peading guilty)

dont cofuse velocity vs acceleration

& who said time is metric? on what scale/ why is there 12 hours / 60 minutes 60 seconds in a minute then 1/10ths & hundredths 'ardly seem metric

I want Metric Time, would make excel spread-sheets way easier

Tho I cant decide if a whole day should be 10 hours, 5 in morning & 5 in arvo OR 10 in morning & 10 in arvo (20 total doesn't seem to make sense/be metric)

I want Metric Time, would make excel spread-sheets way easier

even that will throw a few "metrics" out like km/hr etc basically ruin society

30 mins plus 30 mins = 1 hour

vs

50 mins + 50 mins = 100 minutes/1 metric hour

So what is the point in basing fuel figures off l/100km anyway. I've always thought km per litre is easier to understand.

this was my favorite part so far

THIS is the best way to describe fuel usage/ but I am foing to rattle off all my statistics in the arrangement I said was worse

=P

& good form "3pedals" the metrics are my native language (child of the 80) had a feeling as soon as I posted about mass I had a slip-up

great thread /read, Nerdy, pedantic & OCD enough you'd think BMW Pilots would have a better reputation as Parker's / Indicator / Road users

Ron I agree on all, well most of that apart from - I still use 8 thou & 10 thou to set tappets....

ditto except for one thing Weight is not Mass

Ounces are a measurement of weight mass, not volume

yep..I agree with all of those. I find it funny...all those who cry about imperial units but are still happy to blurt out "half a metre" or "quarter past six". They should be saying 0.5 of a metre or 0.25 past six.

wut?

tl:dr there a wee website/app called Fuelly I like to use / track my fuel usage

or

OR

1.1km commute to work, sue me

search/view/compare other bimmers there http://www.fuelly.com/car/bmw