Unfortunately I have managed to crash my 330d.
A silly mistake, looked down to turn on my heated rear window, forgot that there had been a thumping great Chrysler Voyager parked right on the corner for the last two or three weeks.
Looked up in time to go "oh drat", actually much stronger language was used, but you get the drift!
Swerved and braked at the same time, but I was unable to avoid colliding with it.
Was only travelling at what I would think was 30 kms, due to the corner.
Lukily my airbags did not go off, and according to the panel beater, I have managed to miss vital components by about 25mm.
I just hope the insurance company will repair it.