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"is that a country kitchen over there?" :lol:

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Aw get hard..

i'd just get up and shrug that sh*t off...so long as it didnt mess my hair...then i'd just flip out and bite the old hags face off,while punching her in the c*%t

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Damn thats got to hurt ..!!

is that taken from a red light camera ? or is that photoshoped ?? can never be sure with the technologies these days.

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Guest Speedye30

Look closely, its 100% real.

Proof:

On the expressions of all the otherpeople.

Of course its a red light camera. The granny has proceeded thru the red light and struck a pedestrian. Without braking. And she is oblivious.

Scary.

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NE1 noticed the numbers below headings "R2 s" on the top frame of the picture?

Was that a coincidence or what eh...

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Damn thats got to hurt ..!!

is that taken from a red light camera ? or is that photoshoped ?? can never be sure with the technologies these days.

it is real - not only do the other 2 pedestrians have the same look of horror, but the passenger in the car behind them looks like shes havin a bit of a scream too....

hmmmmm them numbers are pretty coincidental a.... i wonder where the dude went.... like did he live?

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"served"

and partly, "skooled", in the fact that ass that got his sh*t ruined wont be doing that again

muhahaha

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na dude not dead.

served.

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na dude not dead.

served.

take note everyone - correct terminology, as set by *sic - when you die, you aint dead, your "served"

cheers ears.

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nah man, if you die gayly, i mean like fall over and die, or bust a hip and die, of choke and die. then you just die..

but when you get plowed over by some stupid ass lady cause your dumb ass thinks shes gonna stop for you, (we all know never to trust old people) and your as gets mowed down but before you die you go flying over the bonnent and land with all your sh*t ruined...

you got Served!

(and party skooled as per noted above in previous post)

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..also if you get up after such a incident and shrug off the damage...you can then

cast a "played" on the driver of the vehicle..

then pull a fat WEST and and staunch walk yo ass outa there...remembering to comment to any females looking at you in admiration..."Ladies"

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..also if you get up after such a incident and shrug off the damage...you can then

cast a "played" on the driver of the vehicle..

then pull a fat WEST and and staunch walk yo ass outa there...remembering to comment to any females looking at you in admiration..."Ladies"

w3rd dawg

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again, "skooled!!!"

see now his dumb ass wont be doing that again now will he

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or "serverd".... :D

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Guest Zwilling

or "serverd"....

Yeah, I think served is more approriate, in the club sammy sense :D

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Fuk Na..

if hes anything like me,hes gonna get his ass up shrug it off and

punch the driver in the face for trying to mess his fro..and crushing the candy bar he had in his back pocket

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*picks self up, shrugs off compressed skull, pops in ribs, struts up the street on two compound fractures, in each leg, punches driver in head for messing with his fro, smooths out candy bar from back pocket*

....."ladies"

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