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so what is all this "pwned" talk really about?

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Alright, help this dumas white boy, what the fa is pwned?

k lets look what "owned" means - you know when some one gets mocked or there sh*t gets crashed of the get beaten up in a fight, or generally has there sh*t runined, thats owned.. etc etc...

then there are variations of "owned" (all meaning the same thing)

ohned

Pohned

own'd

pwned

pwn3d

pwnz0red

then for extra emphasis

owned!!!

owned!!!!1!!!

(note the use of the 1 signalling the rapidness you wanted to pwn them)

then the granddaddy of them all, and my personal favorite,

Pwned!!!1!!one!!1!

(here you can see the word "one" spelt out signalling a even greater pwning)

Today was brought to you by the letters O and P, and by the number 1.

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pwn3d!!!one!!11!!!111!

Did i do good master-*sic-san?

2 points for use of pwn

2 points for use of 1

2 points for use of !

2 points for use of one

total = 8

loss of 2 points for lack of capitol P

extra merit for expression and creativity

overall = good work, keep the training up and you to will be a master, one day.

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Guest Andrew

That 1!!!one!!11 sh*t is more about mocking geeks..

takes one to know one ..

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Guest Zwilling

Ah fcuk the lot of you ueseles bsardteds and yuor unhcsooled eudacoitns B)

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All I can say is...

l33t is sooo last year.

Get a grip.

:rolleyes:

aint about no |337 foo

pwned.

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im gonna get it B)

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haha im gonna get "YOUGOT" on the fron the "PWNED" on the back.. ahuh!

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!!!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!

notice the "1" could easily be a mistake, as someone is so eager to pwn you they missed a shift key, exaggerating their want to pwn you...

however the "one" is a cool calculated expression of pwn(age) and should be used only in the most extreme cases of pwn(ing).

much like beating some punk down, then driving round to his house and beating up his mum. and his grandmother. maybe even burning down his house AND pissing on the ashes.

badass.

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!!!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!

notice the "1" could easily be a mistake, as someone is so eager to pwn you they missed a shift key, exaggerating their want to pwn you...

however the "one" is a cool calculated expression of pwn(age) and should be used only in the most extreme cases of pwn(ing).

much like beating some punk down, then driving round to his house and beating up his mum. and his grandmother. maybe even burning down his house AND pissing on the ashes.

badass.

sounds like you know about the pwning

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many a net punk has stepped up to get beat down by the mad counterstrike steez of the .donkeypunch*

i be givin out headshots like the salvation army be givin out hot soup.

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i would refer to all ya'll politely as "bitches" when online gaming of cs is running.

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another addition to the pwning language.

PWNED!!!1!!ELEVEN!!

notice the subtle use of ELEVEN to signal once again you got pwned so much that 11 would not suffice. In a case like this the word "Eleven" is signaling an even greater pwning.

The use of this should be limited to the most extreme cases of retardedness

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