Grant 4 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 Ghetto Spelling Assignment Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel". <-- LMAO 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle Iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: Today's word is:"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus' did, but omelette dis one slide." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dnz 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2004 haha nice! The sad thing is, people DO actually write like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted June 24, 2004 Well, talk like that at least... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmwsparkle 3 Report post Posted June 25, 2004 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel". Its funny because its true... *look at me im 12 but i think im a hard ganster raper* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
