briancol 3 Report post Posted July 14, 2008 A Kiwi emigrates to Oz and opens up a petrol station. To increase its sales, he put up a sign saying, "Free $ex with Fill-Up." Soon a local, Bill, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free $ex. The Kiwi told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free $ex. Bill then guessed 8, and the Kiwi said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no $ex this time." A week later, Bill and his mate Bluey pulled in for a fill-up at the same station. Again Bill asked for his free $ex. Again he got the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Bill guessed 2 this time. Again the Kiwi said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free $ex this time." As they were driving away, Bill said to his mate Bluey, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free $ex." Bluey replied, "No it ain't Bill. It ain't rigged -- my missus won twice last week." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monsta72 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2008 ROFL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotwire 352 Report post Posted July 15, 2008 Thats good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted July 16, 2008 no way! Thats great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lbirgel 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2008 nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
