*sic 1 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 Anti Road rage Monkey Anti Theft Monkey give me one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speakeasy 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 haha they never cease to make me laugh. little monkeys... in the trunk... with tyre irons.... comedic genius.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 sure, i see it on this forum already.looking.. looking.. no. so.. take the advice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Napier_E36 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2004 sure, i see it on this forum already. looking.. looking.. no. so.. take the advice theres a lot of love happening between you two....Back to the topic - they are pretty funny a, I like the anti theft device!! throw the scum over the side of a bridge!!! Drown for touching my car maggot!!! OR!!! "suffer the rath of my monkey".... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted August 13, 2004 BMW have had this for a while now... BMW is to launch a revolutionary new option for the 7-series which it claims will take on-board driver aids to an entirely new level. The new system, dubbed Monkeytronic, is based around a live chimpanzee that lives in a special hole in the centre console and crawls out on demand to help with everyday tasks like setting the climate control and turning on the headlights. Thanks to an intensive training programme, the chimp also makes a major contribution to active safety. If it senses that the car is about to slide it will grab the steering wheel and apply the necessary amount of opposite lock. BMW also claims that Monkeytronic can perform subtle steering corrections to offset the effects of a strong crosswind and, if so desired, will be able to activate the cruise control and then hold onto the wheel, allowing the driver to do other things such as make a phone call or eat a big sandwich. Monkeytronic will be available only on the range topping 7-series for the moment but the same technology is expected to filter down to lesser models as the price of specially trained and shaved monkeys falls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
