bimmer boy 21 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted August 21, 2004 i hate yuppies. die motherf**kers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dave 2 Report post Posted August 22, 2004 i hate yuppies. die motherf**kers dude relax... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowninja 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2004 dude relax... Reckon. Yuppy just means 'Young Urban Professional' ... pretty much the opposite of a Hippy. Oh how about DINKs? Dual Income No Kids? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Napier_E36 0 Report post Posted August 22, 2004 there are so many like that, like W.I.F.E.... need that one broken down? Dave, can I take a few of those "chill" pills..... mmmmmmmm Mellow out.... :mosh: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Napier_E36 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 W.I.F.E.... need that one broken down?M.I.L.F anyone? yeah man, ill take one of those!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
