briancol 3 Report post Posted November 11, 2008 Helen the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. She had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of her time so she bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to her roosters...... Each bell had a different tone so Helen could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Winston, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Helen noticed old Winson's bell hadn't rung at all! Helen went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Helen's amazement, Winston had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Well Helen was so proud of Winston, she entered him into the Karori County Fair and Winston became an overnight sensation among the judges. The Result. The judges not only awarded Winston the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Winston was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. I wonder do you know a Politician called Winston? ............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SamSpargo Report post Posted November 11, 2008 At least now that he's out of parliament he won't have to hear anymore why did the chicken cross the road jokes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
