JOHNS740I 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. ‘I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!’ The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. ‘I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.’ ‘And what about the third rose?’ she asked. ‘That’s from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.’ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Safety Poster of the Week Aids.bmp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmarco 56 Report post Posted December 9, 2008 Yeah - I don't know how a crusty old geezer like Hef can pull the chicks like he does. Must be his stunning personality..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
my_e36 43 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 fame and fortune, you can have both just being around Heff. What else do you need? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JOHNS740I 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ' POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Biker sits down on his Harley , cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
