A hard night

[darkwolf 0]

Jim was at a pub with a couple of his mates. After a small few he decided he'd better make his way home. Coming round a bend he was pulled up by a cop. The cop approaches his car and taps on the window.

"Evening, just state your name and number into here for me please." Says the cop.

Jim thinks to himself "Oh, bugger here we go."

As he's about to do the test another car comes screaming around the corner and rolls into a near by paddock.

"Stay here." Says the cop "We'll deal with this when I've sorted that car out."

So Jim waits and waits and after 15 minutes decides "Bugger this, I'm off home."

Off he trots, gets home, parks in the garage, toddles off up the steps into his house, drops his keys in the dish, climbs into bed beside his wife and goes to sleep.

3AM there's a knock on the door. Jim's wife gets up, looks at her husband who is passed out on the bed and walks to the door to answer it.

"Evening ma'am." Its the cop who pulled Jim over. "Sorry to bother you but do you know a Jim?"

"Yes." Says Jim's wife crossing her arms "He's in bed asleep, I'm his wife."

"Do you know if Jim has been pulled over tonight?"

"I don't believe so." She says "But I'll ask. Hold on."

She wakes up Jim

"Were you pulled over on your way home tonight?"

"No why?"

"There's an officer at the door asking about you."

"Not me." says Jim

Wife returns to the officer

"Says he wasn't officer."

"You sure?" replies the officer.

"Well I asked and he said no. But I can check again if you like."

Wakes Jim up again.

"Jim he's pretty certain that you were pulled over tonight." says wife.

"I'm telling you I didn't." Says Jim

"Alright" says his wife.

Back to the door again.

"No officer, he's adamant he wasn't pulled over tonight."

"Alright then" says the officer "Can you do me a favour then, just open the garage door so we can check a few things and we'll be on our way."

So Jim's wife grabs the door opener, presses the button and glares at the cop.

The garage door opens up and the cop says

"Hmmm... Just as I thought." pointing to the garage.

There sat the cop car parked neatly in the garage.

[Guest Spottswoode]

Bahahaha fantastic!