some useful out of office auto replies

[Napier_E36 0]

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I

fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of

the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything

at all.

4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain

removed so that I may be promoted to management

5: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send

me until I return from vacation on 4/18.

Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was

received.

6: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99

for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your

message

7: 'The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is

unable to deliver this message.

Please restart your computer and try sending again.'

(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many

in-duh-viduals did this over and over)

8: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing

system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply

in approximately 19 weeks.

9: Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this

message.

10: Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by

your PC for my response.

11: Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to

leave me any messages.

12: I've run away to join a different circus.

13: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for

medicalreasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'

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i had one like that at genesis energy.. it was sweet

[Homy.D.Clown 0]

what was that sic?

"fight the power"

or .."We Got The Power..Sux to Be You!"

or...."Power to the People..who pay their BILLS - MOFO!!!!"

man was on a roll there

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man was on a roll there

you on something!

yea all our emails were internal so i would piss round with my auto replies haha

"go away if your asking me a question" was my favorite, had a meeting over that one to haha