petone 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Got these out of a bike magazine, so there more related to motorbikes but there still funny as hell... BTW these are from a 1962 Honda Motorcycle Instruction Book Safety Instruction 1. At the rise of hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When a passenger of the foot hooves in sight, tootel the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning, Hi, Hi. 3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by. 4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes. 5. Go soothingly on the grease mud. as there lurks the skid demon. Press the brake foot as you roll around the corner, and save the collapse and tie up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted October 23, 2004 heh wicked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmwsparkle 3 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes. hahahahahha.... roadkill biarch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Homy.D.Clown 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 ..that skid demon sounds scary..i bet if it lives in gus's undie draw? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
