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The truth about Neil Armstrong. Monday Funny.

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I got this in an email today and had to share it.

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon,

he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for

mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com

traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he

re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good

luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some

rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either

the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people

questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement

meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 (in Tampa Bay, FL) while answering questions following

a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong.

This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil

Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the

backyard.

His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbor's

bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.

As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs.

Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral

sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

True story.

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