bigrob 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2010 A POLISH MAN MOVED TO THE USA AND MARRIED AN AMERICAN GIRL. ALTHOUGH HIS ENGLISH WAS FAR FROM PERFECT, THEY GOT ALONG VERY WELL UNTIL ONE DAY HE RUSHED INTO A LAWYER'S OFFICE AND ASKED HIM IF HE COULD ARRANGE A DIVORCE FOR HIM. THE LAWYER SAID THAT GETTING A DIVORCE WOULD DEPEND ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES, AND ASKED HIM THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: LAWYER: HAVE YOU ANY GROUNDS? THE MAN: YES AND ACRE AND HALF AND NICE LITTLE HOME. LAWYER: NO, I MEAN WHAT IS THE FOUNDATION OF THIS CASE? THE MAN: IT MADE OF CONCRETE. LAWYER: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. DOES EITHER OF YOU HAVE A REAL GRUDGE? THE MAN: NO, WE HAVE CARPORT, AND NOT NEED ONE. LAWYER: I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOUR RELATIONS LIKE? THE MAN: ALL MY RELATIONS STILL IN POLAND . LAWYER: IS THERE ANY INFIDELITY IN YOUR MARRIAGE? THE MAN: WE HAVE HI-FIDELITY STEREO AND GOOD DVD PLAYER. LAWYER: DOES YOUR WIFE BEAT YOU UP? THE MAN: NO, I ALWAYS UP BEFORE HER. LAWYER: IS YOUR WIFE A NAGGER? THE MAN: NO, SHE WHITE. LAWYER: WHY DO YOU WANT THIS DIVORCE? THE MAN: SHE GOING TO KILL ME LAWYER: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT? THE MAN: I GOT PROOF LAWYER: WHAT KIND OF PROOF? THE MAN: SHE IS GOING TO POISON ME. SHE BUY A BOTTLE AT DRUGSTORE AND PUT ON SHELF IN BATHROOM. I CAN READ, AND IT SAY: '"POLISH REMOVER". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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