Livi
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Anyone else here have a jetski?
If so, what is it and how long have you had it for?
Well since you owe me a birthday present i think you should give my your one!
i am guaranteed to fall of under 2 mins 
hows the racing going? will have to come and watch you and bridget sometime!! 
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Happy Birthday!! have a good one
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LOL wow some interesting answers!! wierd how everyone thinks so differently!!
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I'd try and make it if the 205 was running properly... stupid gearbox...
Ill be taking the beamer as evo = leaking oil from gearbox which was rebuilt not long ago
just saw it tonight rather gutted , going to have to get right under it sometime this week to check everything out... not keen on taking gear box out again , last time i was under the car getting the gearbox out , one of the boys did something to the battery and sparks went flying around me not the best place to have sparks and a fire ball in oyur face So it may be the beamer that will have to the mish
unless a miracle happens with the evo get the 2O5 running properly gosh
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Thanks Chris! hoping the weather will be good!
and yup thats the one Kaz , it is a good idea to have your car all legit just incase.
Auckland cruise was a hit other then one minor mishap but hopefully the Tauranga one will be perfect
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Tauranga Cruise
Hey everyone!
Update:
So Whangamata Surf Club have been notified! Stickers will be on sale again! and directions will be available to everyone attending!
Hopefully we get another huge turn out!
Aucklanders who are coming - meet at BP solar at 8:3Oam leaving at 9am from there.
any questions let me know!!
Not long now!
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LOL! run while you can haha!
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I automatically assumed the guy was the priest??
Huh??
ooo interesting why the priest? lol
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I cheated
Got anymore psychopath tests?
I'm scared I may be a psychopath.
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I thought she found her sister sleeping with that guy!
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So basically you're wishing you lived in a Cadbury ad. Problem is, if that were true, after a few years you wouldn't be able to get guys anymore because the chocolate would make your asses fat.
or no man would be left with a man hood
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Uh oh
*crap*
someone ban him before its too late
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Warning: the following sentence may contain too much info. *Shrugs. Meh.
Ha!!!!!!
So true. But...if it was chocolate I wouldn't be sucking it, i'd be eating it.
good point...wouldnt that be a painful experiance for the boys
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"No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money".
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more to come yer the ass one is yucckkkk I will have to mkae it a view at your own will
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Hahaha good effort Livi! I think Jamez takes the cake though
some funny funny s$%t!!!haha war is on
ill post up more tomorrow when ive got time so posting up the photos of the museum robber tomorrow all in good fun
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haha i get some really wierd emails at work
Who wants to see an email with of a guy who tried to rob a museum , but the alarm went of...he then jumped of a tree.and landed on a spike fence ....bum first
you can only imagine how the police felt when they saw him *conclusion livi has wierd work mates
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(845): I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
ahahahaahha
awesome!(810): I'm laying in your front yard are you home
ahahaha another epic one!
had a good laugh
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I got this sent to me at work
i thought it was a good laugh A Little Male Bashing
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won't stop for directions.
Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Q: Why don't women have men's brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common?
A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock.
Q: Why do men masturbate?
A: It's sex with someone they love.
Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Q: Why did God make men before women?
A: You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
A: Nobody knows, it hasn't happened yet.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What men know about women.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything.
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused?
A: He's breathing
Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Government bonds mature.
Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off of his head.
Q: What do men an beer bottle have in common?
A: They are both empty from the head up.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know. It's never happened.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicapped.
Q: What is a man's idea of helping out with housework?
A: Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Happy birthday chicky! awesome party
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thats fricken awesome!!
:D *my next investment *
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ahahha go the hungarians!!!!
had to be a hungarian to do that 
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