*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted July 23, 2008 2 Men in a pub one of them decides to join in on the Bucking Bronco Machine contest He lasts over 10 minutes. "Crikey mate, that was impressive!" "I get lots of practice" Replied the other guy. > > > > > "My Wifes epileptic" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normsmith 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2008 2 Men in a pub one of them decides to join in on the Bucking Bronco Machine contest He lasts over 10 minutes. "Crikey mate, that was impressive!" "I get lots of practice" Replied the other guy. > > > > > "My Wifes epileptic" Two men walk into a bar. You'd have thought the second one would have noticed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcm17 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2008 Are we at all against baby jokes? For example... Whats more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line? Stopping it with a spade ohhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normsmith 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2008 Are we at all against baby jokes? For example... Whats more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line? Stopping it with a spade ohhhhhhhhh Ouch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misgvous_1 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2008 two baby seals walk into a club.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dcm17 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2008 two baby seals walk into a club.... hahaha I love it! Whats brown and sticky? A STICK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted July 24, 2008 why did billy fall off the swing?? because he had no arms!!! Why did billy fall off his bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at him!!!! Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?? Tequila! Doo doo doo doo do do doo doo Whats orange and blue, and when falls from a tree hurts? A brick wearing jeans!! Whats Grey and white and when falls from the sky hurts!? A carpark!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pussytamer 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2008 "Police have now moved the case of the of the child kidnapping in Albany Auckland from Abduction to a Chinese Takeaway". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted July 24, 2008 ^^ahahahahah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites