Should I dare to do a Thursday Joke

[*Glenn* 854]

2 Men in a pub

one of them decides to join in on the Bucking Bronco Machine contest

He lasts over 10 minutes.

"Crikey mate, that was impressive!"

"I get lots of practice" Replied the other guy.

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"My Wifes epileptic"

[normsmith 0]

2 Men in a pub

one of them decides to join in on the Bucking Bronco Machine contest

He lasts over 10 minutes.

"Crikey mate, that was impressive!"

"I get lots of practice" Replied the other guy.

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"My Wifes epileptic"

Two men walk into a bar. You'd have thought the second one would have noticed.

[dcm17 0]

Are we at all against baby jokes? For example...

Whats more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line? Stopping it with a spade

ohhhhhhhhh

[normsmith 0]

Are we at all against baby jokes? For example...

Whats more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line? Stopping it with a spade

ohhhhhhhhh

Ouch.

[misgvous_1 0]

two baby seals walk into a club....

[dcm17 0]

two baby seals walk into a club....

hahaha I love it!

Whats brown and sticky? A STICK!

[pjay 8]

why did billy fall off the swing??

because he had no arms!!!

Why did billy fall off his bike??

Because someone threw a fridge at him!!!!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff??

Tequila! Doo doo doo doo do do doo doo

Whats orange and blue, and when falls from a tree hurts?

A brick wearing jeans!!

Whats Grey and white and when falls from the sky hurts!?

A carpark!!!

[pussytamer 0]

"Police have now moved the case of the of the child kidnapping in Albany Auckland from Abduction to a Chinese Takeaway".

[Nobimmer 694]

^^ahahahahah