amuzing joke

[*sic 1]

A first grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with

one of her

students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"

Harry answered,

"I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the

third grade and

I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third

grade too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's

office. While Harry

waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the

principal what the

situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give

the boy a test and

if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go

back to the first

grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the

conditions were

explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a

third grade

should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells

her, "I think Harry

can go to the third grade." Ms Brooks says to the

principal, "Let me ask

him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

1. Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I

have only two of?

Harry, after a moment "Legs."

2. Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do

not have?"

Harry: "Pockets."

3. Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

4. Ms Brooks: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is

hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut"

5. Ms Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out

soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer,

Harry was taking charge. Harry: "Bubblegum"

6. Ms Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does

sitting down and

a dog does on three legs?"

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer...

Harry: "Shake hands".

7. Ms Brooks: "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of

questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yep".

8. Ms Brooks: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me

down to get me up.

I get wet before you do".

Harry: "Tent"

9. Ms Brooks: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when

you're bored.

The best man always has me first".

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.

Harry: "Wedding Ring"

10. Ms Brooks: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I

drip. When you

blow me, you feel good"

Harry: "Nose"

11. Ms Brooks: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I

come with

quiver".

Harry: "Arrow"

12. Ms Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in

'K' that means a

lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the

teacher, "Send

Harry to university, I got all 12 questions wrong myself!"

ladies.

West is best Hazza, west is best.

[Guest Spargo]

Old, but still good. Props.

[Napier_E36 0]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is awsome!!!

[bumpstop325 0]

east syde

i got them wrong aswell