Billy on Philosophy

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LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and

you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away

with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your

thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women

sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides

of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top

and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one

that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the

wedding ring on', but I Iike your thinking."

[Carl 3]

Yehah, that dirty filthy teacher :mosh:

[Gus 5]

hmm...dirty teachers

[MattA 164]

Haha I'm married to a teacher

[*sic 1]

uni training teachers rock

[Guest Spargo]

That milf teacher in the states rules (ya'll know thte story)

[Guest //brandon\\]

just goes to show what teachers get up 2 to these days

[*sic 1]

just goes to show what teachers get up 2 to these days

the funny bit is... they have always been the same, you just never noticed.

[Guest Spargo]

the funny bit is... they have always been the same, you just never noticed.

Informed.

[bmwsparkle 3]

if all teachers are like that, im gonna be glad when im studying next year.

[speakeasy 0]

gus, i heard some pretty interesting stories about teachers and students at rangi, a maths teacher i think, but i had left before the dirty slut started f**king students...

what do you know about this one gus...

i also heard she likes atheletes...

gus?

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[Gus 5]