jjs 64 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted August 4, 2008 I'm gonna use and abuse this and claim it as my own Thank you Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 Did you know that the best engine in the world is the pussy. It takes any size piston It's self lubricating. Starts with just one finger, And every four weeks does its own oil change. You can eat it to warm it up, And if you f*ck it, it still works. It's just a pity the management system is so bloody temperamental. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simke 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 D**khead in the pool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
