Gotta luv Italians

[*Glenn* 854]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed. 'Lissin' a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me.

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna alika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddupan lissin'. Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful a wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe a couple of bambinos.' After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day, you gonna? comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do.... pointa to you watch and say

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> "Times up?"

[Creaver 55]

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed. 'Lissin' a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38-caliber revolver, so you will always remember me.

The grandson smiles weakly and replies; 'But grandpa, I really donna alika guns. Howzabout you leava me you ROLEX watch instead?

Gasping for air the old man answers with a snarl in his voice; 'Shuddupan lissin'. Somma day, you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful a wife, lotsa money, a biga home, and maybe a couple of bambinos.' After a slight pause to catch his breath he continues; 'Somma day, you gonna? comma home, and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do.... pointa to you watch and say

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> "Times up?"

haha, awesome, where do you get these jokes from?

[*Glenn* 854]

I get them sent to me from all over the world. Most are R35 rating and some are a bit PC incorrect though to put on here.....I'd get banned

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I get them sent to me from all over the world. Most are R35 rating and some are a bit PC incorrect though to put on here.....I'd get banned

Na, you know too much and too valuable a member to get banned! Be daring - have a go, we might like it LOL.