Fridays Laff

[*Glenn* 854]

[Guest Simon*]

Who's this *Glenn* guy???

[*Glenn* 854]

Who's Simon ???

[Guest Simon*]

Yip good question

[briancol 3]

Well pluck yew too

[*Glenn* 854]

A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England

He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!'

The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'

The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'

This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.'

He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, ' Thank you for the wonderful things in England!'

This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not English!'

Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'

She says,' No, I am South African'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'

The African lady checks her watch and says ...

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' Probably at work!! '

[*Glenn* 854]

Is this more appropriate then ??

A Somalian arrives in Auckland as a new immigrant to New Zealand

He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you for letting me in this country, giving me housing, free medical care and free education!'

The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'

The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand'

This person says, 'I not Kiwi, me Chinese man.'

He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says, ' Thank you for the wonderful things in New Zealand!'

This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Tonga, I am not a Kiwi'

Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you Kiwi?'

She says,' No, I am from Korea!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Kiwi people?'

The Korean lady checks her watch and says ...

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' Probably at work or picking up the dole if they are unemployed!! '

[pjay 8]

"Probably at the T.A.B"