briancol 3 Report post Posted September 23, 2008 Our beloved Prime Minister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted September 23, 2008 So much for honest politicians. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 I wonder if the first two words of the caption were planned considering Labours latest campaigning strategy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Man oh man does that Helen guy have a face for sniper practise or what! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Muppet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Muppet Dave Dave Dave! Don't make me use my banstick! Apparently it's impolite to call you muppets muppets so watch out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Dave Dave Dave! Don't make me use my banstick! Apparently it's impolite to call you muppets muppets so watch out! I've heard rumours about you and your Banstick.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 24, 2008 I've heard rumours about you and your Banstick.... I've heard rumours about you and your banJO! Bloody six-fingered muppet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 You've been listening to Paul to much, it's all lies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Waiuku is basically deliverance country right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Not quite as close as Napier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 24, 2008 Not quite as close as Napier. Weak Dave weakWe prefer Muppetville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tire 10 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 muppets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
briancol 3 Report post Posted September 24, 2008 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress; 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immedialty falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is blonde woman with a taser. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters; 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 24, 2008 (edited) Now that is GOLD Edited September 24, 2008 by Simon* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
