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I wonder if the first two words of the caption were planned considering Labours latest campaigning strategy?

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Muppet :P

Dave Dave Dave!

Don't make me use my banstick! Apparently it's impolite to call you muppets muppets so watch out!

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Dave Dave Dave!

Don't make me use my banstick! Apparently it's impolite to call you muppets muppets so watch out!

I've heard rumours about you and your Banstick.... :o

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I've heard rumours about you and your Banstick.... :o

I've heard rumours about you and your banJO! :D

Bloody six-fingered muppet!

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You've been listening to Paul to much, it's all lies. B)

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress;

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immedialty falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is blonde woman with a taser.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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