*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted October 26, 2008 Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Paddy and Patrick. The three men had always done everything together and had been friends all of their lives Paddy arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Paddy said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Paddy said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Patrick in to confirm the identity of the body. Patrick looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Patrick said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Patrick said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.' 'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
