Fridays Giggle

[*Glenn* 854]

> > > George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

> > > Obviously he goes to hell, where the Devil is

> > > waiting for him.

> > >

> > > 'I'm not sure what to do,' says the

> > > Devil.

> > > 'You're on my list, but I have no room

> > > for you.

> > > As you definitely have to stay here,

> > >

> > > I'm going to have to let someone else go.

> > > I've got three folks here who weren't

> > > quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you

> > > have to take their Place. I'll even let you decide who

> > > leaves.'

> > >

> > > George thought that sounded pretty good,

> > > so he agreed.

> > >

> > > The Devil opened the first room. In it were

> > > Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.

> > > He kept diving in and climbing out, over and

> > > over. Such was his fate in hell.

> > >

> > > 'No!' said George. 'I don't think

> > > so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could

> > > stay in hot water all day.' The Devil led him to the

> > > next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a

> > > room full of rocks.

> > >

> > > All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.

> > > No! I've got this problem with my shoulder.

> > > I would be in constant agony if all I could do

> > > was break rocks all day.' commented George.

> > >

> > > The Devil opened the third door. In it, George

> > > saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked

> > > over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.

> > > Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

> > >

> > >

> > > George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a

> > > while, and finally said 'Yeah, I can handle this.'

> > >

> > > The Devil smiled and said,

> > > 'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'

[Yuen 16]

Hahahhaa, ouch!

[byza213 1]

haha guts on bush!!!