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Tuesday's funny

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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,

grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to

the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on

the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the

day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into

bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different

anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 20 years replied:

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"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that sh*t?"

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