briancol 3 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 "Part I Top 10 things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orga-sms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Part II Top 10 things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a BJ. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis... 1. Repeat number 9. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
325jones 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted January 10, 2009 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. hell yea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
