laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) Dented Car A blonde was driving home one night and got caught in the middle of a real bad hail storm. With hailstones as big as golf balls, her car got dented up pretty badly. The next day, she took it to a body shop. The owner, noticing that she was blonde, decided to have some fun and told her she could save some money if, when she got home she would blow real hard in the tailpipe, and the dents would pop out. When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe and her blonde girlfriend saw her. Her friend was startled and asked, "What are you doing?" So the first girl told her friend what the body shop guy had told her to do. Her girlfriend says, "You dumb blonde! You need to roll up the windows first." Edit. Deleted last joke, as it was sexist towards males. Edited February 22, 2009 by lady525 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creaver 55 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) Edit - original post changed and all is well, sorry Edited February 23, 2009 by Creaver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 Sigh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martyyn 2 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 Thats a bit harsh Ian, is it any different to the Man vs Woman oil changing one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the stig 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 Who votes for lady525 to get banned? I sure as hell do Take yourself and your shitty chromies elsewhere Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 I think the solution is to attract some more women to joining bimmersport..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) I think the solution is to attract some more women to joining bimmersport..... CHUR Edited February 22, 2009 by Indecorous Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martyyn 2 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 Enough is enough people, the next person to make an ill-judged comment on this thread gets a warning. Im tired of the back stabbing and people fckuing up a perfectly good forum. End it now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 I guess some of us didnt have any blood in our brains at the time of posting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 I think the solution is to attract some more women to joining bimmersport..... CHUR Problem is most women drive BMW's to look classy, to give them that status, not because they admire them. Girls that are into cars mostly somehow sway toward the plastic fantastic jap crap. I'm just lucky I was bought up round Ford to know better and to choose wisely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted February 22, 2009 You guys need to lighten up. It's a joke? Sh*t. I'll put up another one then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingkarl 136 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Problem is most women drive BMW's to look classy, to give them that status, not because they admire them. Girls that are into cars mostly somehow sway toward the plastic fantastic jap crap. I'm just lucky I was bought up round Ford to know better and to choose wisely. QFT. It's a status thing, just ask my mum haha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huff3r 347 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 I think the solution is to attract some more women to joining bimmersport.....+1(or 100000000 ) You guys need to lighten up. It's a joke? Sh*t. I'll put up another one then. Man, i really wanna know what it was now... nothing wrong with a joke evrynow and then, i've been accused of being a sexist pig so many times but everyone knows i don't mean it....Ps. Can't believe i'm sayn this but the chromies are kinda grown on me ae, still would never get any tho... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingkarl 136 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 Man, i really wanna know what it was now... nothing wrong with a joke evrynow and then, i've been accused of being a sexist pig so many times but everyone knows i don't mean it.... Dead baby jokes anyone??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted February 23, 2009 What sits in the corner slowly going from pink to red A baby with a potato peeler Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
