Just Fred

[*Glenn* 854]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so

he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a

break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then

presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The

officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell

me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred

Dicky. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all

the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got

older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,

medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was

Fred Dicky, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I

decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through

school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dicky, MD, DDS. Got bored

doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she

gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dicky, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA

found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dicky,

MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because

of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dicky with VD.

Then the VD got bad and took away my Dicky, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

[sp8s 1]

Thanks fro the smile to start the day

[zenetti 0]

haha brilliant!

[briancol 3]

Good one Glenn

[Nobimmer 694]

Lol sweet!