E30 325i Rag-Top 2959 Report post Posted February 26, 2010 THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sp8s 1 Report post Posted February 26, 2010 :D Like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Docile 64 Report post Posted February 26, 2010 hahahah!! copy pasted into my joke folder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillerX 40 Report post Posted February 26, 2010 Now thays a good one . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted February 27, 2010 A gynecologist is a person who plays with vagina's right? If not, then I don't get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tibbs.james 1 Report post Posted February 27, 2010 Epic Win right there A gynecologist is a person who plays with vagina's right? If not, then I don't get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Docile 64 Report post Posted February 27, 2010 Epic Win right there hahah +1... and answer is yes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites