How is an E39 540i like a rugby scrum at traffic lights?

[kiwiscot 0]

Brake....Touch...Pause...ENGAGE!

[kiwiscot 0]

Brake....Touch...Pause...ENGAGE!

And 6.4 seconds later, you get red carded.

[mtk540 3]

And 6.4 seconds later, you get red carded.

I'm in the blood bin at the moment - fuel pump decided to pack a sad during the weekend.

Stretchered off on a car transporter from home. How embarrasing in peak traffic first thing on Monday morning.

Hopefully back in deck tomorrow afternoon.

[kiwiscot 0]

I'm in the blood bin at the moment - fuel pump decided to pack a sad during the weekend.

Stretchered off on a car transporter from home. How embarrasing in peak traffic first thing on Monday morning.

Hopefully back in deck tomorrow afternoon.

Ohhhhh...Nasty. But on the other hand, at least you can say "yes, it's broken, but watch the game next week" (standard all black excuse)

Assuming yer bimmer is all black....like mine *s*

[huff3r 347]

And 6.4 seconds later, you get red carded.

Bonus of an E30

It takes a loooot longer

[antil33t 90]

Turn the traction control off for an extra long suspention

[kiwiscot 0]

Turn the traction control off for an extra long suspention

I thought traction control only affected the wheelspin, not the suspension. *smirk*