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Some how ROFLMAO doesn't quite cover it, enjoy.

Product review gone viral

Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters

Do get the occasional trim.

New bird on the stage, nearly half my age

My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look

I thought I knew how to use Veet

Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower

Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap

Pushing the limits i'm sure

I wanted to groom in the valley of doom

Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm

Leaving me all of a fluster

You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak

With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicket, but all's still not cricket

It does add an inch or two

A full week past, how long will it last?

Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,

Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,

My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes

So i'm happy to award it 5 stars

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Many a tear shed in our office while reading this, Now limiting ourselves to one review per day to maintain productivity!

Edited by MLM

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Guest Ari Gold

Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars.

Bahahahaha

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