E30-323ti 66 Report post Posted May 15, 2012 Some how ROFLMAO doesn't quite cover it, enjoy. Product review gone viral Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters Do get the occasional trim. New bird on the stage, nearly half my age My purchase a bit of a whim The instruction book did not get a look I thought I knew how to use Veet Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower Spreading it liberally all over my meat I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap Pushing the limits i'm sure I wanted to groom in the valley of doom Now my starfish is bleeding and raw I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm Leaving me all of a fluster You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak With the heat from my genital cluster. Less grass on the wicket, but all's still not cricket It does add an inch or two A full week past, how long will it last? Still unable to sit, stand or poo. You may well cry but tears will dry, Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars, My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes So i'm happy to award it 5 stars Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLM 57 Report post Posted May 15, 2012 (edited) Many a tear shed in our office while reading this, Now limiting ourselves to one review per day to maintain productivity! Edited May 15, 2012 by MLM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted May 15, 2012 Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. Bahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
