MattA 164 Report post Posted August 22, 2005 A lady walks into a BMW dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today? " Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle? " Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t yourself when you hear the price." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted August 23, 2005 heh heh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aliluya 0 Report post Posted August 23, 2005 Wonder what series it was .. hah .. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nz320i 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 thats aaaawsum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BMW POWER 2 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 LOL Not as good as the Mini and Budweiser beer one though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ED1RTY 2 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 good sh*t haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted August 24, 2005 ace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
