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ahah i was reading on nzhondas, and apparently this dude is back, but the funny thing is he is using the same cheese some he did like 10 years ago.. i mean common same song, same silicon abs...

"Andre Tour Flops

The Sunday Mirror reports that tickets for Peter Andre's UK tour are selling like very, very cold cakes indeed. One venue, it says, has sold a measly seventeen tickets in two weeks! Ouch. Rumours that Jordan may launch a pop career and join the tour as Andre's support act are so fantastically bonkers that we hope they're true.

The tab quotes a pop promoter: "This should have sold out straight away. It's a big concern for the organisers. The most worrying thing is that Peter's been knocked off the No. 1 spot already. Peter's a bit upset by it all, he's been really upbeat about his pop career." The article says that 6,000 tix have been sold, out of a total 30,000."

muhahaha pwned, this dude is 'teh mens'

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Never heard of him....

*singing away to myself as I type this....*

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, mysterious girl

I wanna get close to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, mysterious girl

move your body close to mine

Girl you are my heart desire

and you alone a set my soul on fire

me tell them

girl you a my heart desire

you alone.......

Oh sh*t...where did that come from!!

Cheers

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oh shux, take me back to Std 4!! That was the song on my Std 4 camp!! oh the memories... oh yea an the whole are-his-abs-real debate...

re-releasing 'mysterious girl' and using the same video an everything... whatta cheap dude :huh:

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Never heard of him....

*singing away to myself as I type this....*

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, mysterious girl

I wanna get close to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, mysterious girl

move your body close to mine

Girl you are my heart desire

and you alone a set my soul on fire

me tell them

girl you a my heart desire

you alone.......

Oh sh*t...where did that come from!!

Cheers

be afraid... be very afraid....

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G: "Tonite Matthew, I'm going to be Peter Andre"

M: "Take it away Grant!"

I only have one ab....

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who needs a 6 pack when you have a keg!!!!!

grant you will be twice the man i will ever be.

you have height on your side...which means you can better distribute the after effects of any beer that you drink, and pies that you eat etc.

Bastard!!!! :D

Cheers

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Guest Andrew

30mins a day you gota push play!!!..............lol

mmmmmmmmmm.....pies, bacon,fat, steak

*sh*t im drooling on the keyboard*

stop it Tim - dammit now i'm hungry

Peter Andre - MAN his songs are sh*t.

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gutted....so i take it hes not coming to nz?

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Guest hizza bizza

gutted....so i take it hes not coming to nz?

Pfft we don't need him gus, we got Grant haha

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haah what cracked me up is you remind me of him gus lol

cheese master delux!

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JC....haha tims been defiled

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