*sic 1 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 The rules listed below apply to the calling of Shotgun (the passenger seat) in an automobile. These rules are definitive and binding. Section I The Basic Rules 1: In order to call Shotgun, the caller must pronounce the word "Shotgun" in a clear voice. This call must be heard and acknowledged by the driver. The other occupants of the vehicle need not hear the call as long as the driver verifies the call. 2: Shotgun may only be called if all occupants of the vehicle are outside and on the way to said vehicle. 3: Early calls are strictly prohibited. Shotgun may only be called while walking toward the vehicle and only applies to the drive immediately forthcoming. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey. 4: The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons. Section II Special Cases These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable. 1: In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun. 2: If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline. 3: In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline. 4: In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window. 5: In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline. 6: In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back. Section III *The Survival of the Fittest Rules* 1: If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival of the Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting I-4, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force. 2: The driver must announce the institution of the Survival of the Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle. 3: Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule I-4. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 this is so badass im gonna print one and laminate it for you homy, so al shall witness my mad shotgun stz, i am unbeatable, and if you have beaten me, i let you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hizza bizza Report post Posted April 13, 2004 haha yeah a couple of my mates could do with a set of those rules too. I notice it didn't mention that aswell as being on your way to the given vehicle, you must also be able to see it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 yea it should be in there too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Andrew Report post Posted April 13, 2004 I know Dave for sure needs to read this.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Also, when crossing a state boundary (in NZ, a state highway) the shotgun is reset. I'm the best there's ever been. Case in point, I coma'd at a party a few years ago, got awoken to be taken home, called shotgun. People standing around are in shock. All my friends have given up trying against me. The just accept the back like the bitches they are (most drivers have 2dr cars). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 All my friends have given up trying against me. The just accept the back like the bitches they are (most drivers have 2dr cars). man that aint no thing, everyone i know, and thosei dont know im so much of a badass shotgun caller people i havent even been in there car before, clear the seat for me.oh thats why you can only be shotgun in my car, others are f**ked... muhahaha gotta be the best or you get to be boot bitch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dnz 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2004 Im printing it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted April 14, 2004 man that aint no thing, everyone i know, and thosei dont know im so much of a badass shotgun caller people i havent even been in there car before, clear the seat for me. oh thats why you can only be shotgun in my car, others are f**ked... muhahaha gotta be the best or you get to be boot bitch! Sic, you're so badass, i can't believe you haven't had a totally badassness break down, primarly from being so badass. Your badassness can only be measured in the piratebadassness scale: you are more badass than 4 badass pirates kicking the ass of 7 ninjas.Thats how badass you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bimmer boy 21 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 man that aint no thing, everyone i know, and thosei dont know im so much of a badass shotgun caller people i havent even been in there car before, clear the seat for me. oh thats why you can only be shotgun in my car, others are f**ked... muhahaha gotta be the best or you get to be boot bitch! Sic, you're so badass, i can't believe you haven't had a totally badassness break down, primarly from being so badass. Your badassness can only be measured in the piratebadassness scale: you are more badass than 4 badass pirates kicking the ass of 7 ninjas.Thats how badass you are. wow u just said badass so many times lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted April 14, 2004 man that aint no thing, everyone i know, and those i dont know im so much of a badass shotgun caller people i havent even been in there car before, clear the seat for me. oh thats why you can only be shotgun in my car, others are f**ked... muhahaha gotta be the best or you get to be boot bitch! Sic, you're so badass, i can't believe you haven't had a totally badassness break down, primarly from being so badass. Your badassness can only be measured in the piratebadassness scale: you are more badass than 4 badass pirates kicking the ass of 7 ninjas.Thats how badass you are. word.arr. im so badass my site is called badassness... arr (again) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Homy.D.Clown 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2004 Yeah its so badassness its got pictures of drunken "super-ninjas" all over the show. Coz yo'll know theres not much more badass than a drunken super ninja... maybe better if he's drunk on Pirate beer... whatever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowninja 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Did you guys not see the Gamespy grudgematch on this issue? Ninjas rock, conclusive evidence. Game Spy Grudge Match http://archive.gamespy.com/grudge/2004.03/...5_results.shtml Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 no question, a ninja pirate, like myself kick way more ass than one by themselves, i mean the ammount of ass im kicking as we speak is amazing, people i dont even know can feel me pwning them right now... can't you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadowninja 0 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 Bring it on badass. How do you fit the eyepatch over the ninja hood? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted April 20, 2004 under the hood fool.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30stz 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2004 lol those rules are so exactly what i thoguht. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 bump. info needed for the meet here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted February 3, 2005 bump. info needed for the meet here. Free bump for a badassness thread.Yea, to answer your Q Damo, i'll be there for sat (day) if the car comes back from the garage in time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmwsparkle 3 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 badass ninjas rule hard official ninjas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaM 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 weirdo......... :banghead: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 bump. info needed for the meet here. Free bump for a badassness thread.Yea, to answer your Q Damo, i'll be there for sat (day) if the car comes back from the garage in time. phat, will be good to see yo pirate ass again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Infestus 0 Report post Posted July 1, 2007 Nice needed some of those rules gonna print them off now and stick them in the glovebox. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted July 1, 2007 I've had them in there since the original post. Only needed them once. If you don't date school-age girls its never a problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30kingpin 0 Report post Posted September 13, 2007 I like the "Reload" rule. To keep peolpe like *sic on there toes "reload" can be called by the driver at any time reseting the call for "shotgun" giving all other passengers a second chance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
