Jammasterjames

Jammaster James will be representing fo sho.... My Chemical Romance... picture this ***** trying to baseball bat as many EMO kids as possible before they call in the 50....

Bangin' in a ride wit Hydraulics would be tha Shiznit.... ...a ***** wouldn't have to do no work at all, just pushing buttons...nahmean...

My ***** Albino. Watch him representing fo the west siide. Da Broke ass cracker can't afford a car though.....haha Albino - Make that money

rims be gleamin' now...

Word. Didn't realise green could look that phat! Gangsta rims too... Rep% fo tha 320i's

Wassup Y'all... Out wit the old, in wit the new sh**... FOR SALE: 15" Factory BMW wheels, made by BBS. 5x120 205/60x15 1x Yokohama Tyre, 3 x Bridgestone tyres Theres a bit of curbing. Detailed pics of each wheel and tyre are below: click here to seeclick here to see click here to see click here to see click here to see click here to see click here to see click here to see click here to see I was hoping to get around $300 fo tha set. Tyres should be warrantable, had no warnings last time I got my WOF. Holla if you're interested... gotta get these out tha door, need cash for kool-aide and sugar with summer jus' around the corner....

Can y'all educated crackers school me on da rules.... The front tip of my side skirt is bordering very near to 100mm from the ground (maybe da reason is my tyres are a bit deflated?).... if the tip is too low is that grounds fo trouble wit the 5-0?? Also, the plastic sheilding under the car is hanging down ...from scrapage that occured prior to da lowering. If that hangs down below 100mm am I gonna be in deep? I'm into pink as much as da next man (nahmean, 2 in da pink 1 in da stink... bowling ball styles) but this ***** doesn't want no pink sticker on his ride just cause haters being jealouz... A bit hard to see, but check it down below:

They must be playa haters from the East Si-ide.... Pull a drive-by on 'em and show those Niggas West is best!! Pop some caps in their asses!!

I roll in tha 320p... Nine-t'ree E-thirty-sizz-ix... 'p' because it is a pimped out mo fo, tha ride is tighter than Lindsay Lohan befo' she became a dirty lil' cracker slapper on her 16th birthday.......

"Family turbo"??? Y'all prolly think a ***** like me spits sum messed up English, but there's times I don't be comprehending cracker language....

Word. Sorry....gotta learn to read better.... Still, anyone wants these...just holla at me!

Ya wanna grab these Factory BBS 15" 's off me? Seem kinda rare, haven't seen many around on Beemas..... Need a bit o clean to get the rims gleaming. Pretty pimp for t'ree quart dubs!!! Can do a deal if you're ready to become a mean mo fo playa....

insaaane... some dumb asian ho at the bank approved an extra $$G$$ on this *****'s credit card.... (hope she don't be expecting me to love her long time)... means I can get sum springs...maybe on the morrow if I'm feeling like splashin'... JAMEX are $300 new...45mm front & back. Might kick it off wit those alone for a short while Met a car crazy white girl last night who told me she was rocking 80mm lowered on da back of her gangtsa E36. The nice white girl also told me to cut off my exhaust and do sum other mad sh*t... SHocks Previous I was cruisin' in a 91 Primera... factory suspension on that mo fo was the shiznit. Sumthin' similar is what I'm wanting to get my black hands on... Not gonna be trackin' fo sho.... but sumtimes a *****'s got to drive away fast.. nahmean Then my sh*t'll be tighter than R.Kelly's new 15 yo' girl friend.

tip a forty to da bravest cracker in da outback...

A ***** like me'd take it dippin' wit a gaggle of white ho's from da Mount.... ...Would get them wetter than Kelly Tarlton's UnderWaterworld... That's how we do...

What it is... Thanks fo the words of wisdom The quote I posted was from Turner Motorsport. They seem to have big ups 'round this hood... Got too choose sumthin... Meanwhile I gots ta rolls the guards before I try rollin' wit the homies again... had a few scrapes already wit only one ***** in the back!! ...definitely no Fat ho's allowed now!!! (Fat biatches need love too....but they gotta pay... )

Wassup!! I'm lookin for a ninja lowering setup. For a cheap job in NZ I could do Jamex for $300 odd, and Munroes are cheap but seem too cheap next to other brands. I was however told they were good for a soft ride...lax'ed out crusin' wit the hoochie mama's... Can y'all let me know what y'all think of this deal from the US: (doesn't include freight) E36 323i/325i/328i Bilstein/H&R Sport Suspension Part #: E366-cylSPORT Applications: 1992 - 1998 323i/325i/328i (E36) Includes: 4 H&R Sport Springs 4 Bilstein Sport Shocks This Sport shock/spring package will lower your car by 1.5" (front) and 1.0" (rear). It includes 2 Bilstein Sport front struts and 2 Bilstein Sport rear shocks and 4 H&R Sport springs. Add a set of Turner Motorsport swaybars for better handling and less bodyroll! This suspension will be firmer than stock but not harsh - perfect for the BMW owner that wants better handling and a lowered look but still wants to drive the car every day. It will make your ordinary E36 feel more like an M3! Upgraded shock mounts are strongly recommended. Bilstein shocks come with a lifetime warranty. Note: for "is" cars that have a factory "sport" suspension this package will still lower the car to similar specs as above. The factory sport suspension was not substantially different than a stock suspension Price: $749.95 Reason I'm asking is cause I think the NZ shops who have quoted me are gonna be rippin my ass off hard... Sometimez a *****'s got to get his own hook upz together... Anyways, don't have too much C.R.E.A.M. at the moment....i'm broke-ass fo sho'...i'm wanting a cheapish solution, good for everyday pimpin' and rollin'... Not too stiff, the ho's might get scared... Gonna make my rider tighter than an Nun....nahmean, Appreciate any advice...WORD.

Yo! Anybody check out the show last night?? "Blinded by the light" was some funny sh** First time to see a blind dude driving.... Crackertastic white boy stylez!!

O.G Like this Pimp-ass new signature, y'all Ganagsta pubes (young playas) don't have nuttin' on my ass!!

Yeah, He's a funny cracker alright... He goes by Dai Henwood

Mad props to my Niggha Sparkizzle... A true Playa don't discriminate over colour or race... It's the white boyz who actually be buying all the hip hop cds! Wit'out the cracker customer base, 50 cent & Nelly e.t.c would all be poor niggas...fo sho... For the meantime, the ride is good for the way we like to bounce down the street.... But after I've paid my child support to Shanika, Moesha and Chantelle I should be able to hook up the lowering!! Then da ride will be tight like a ghetto crack whore on her first day on the job....

I PIMPED MY RIDE TODAY...... My ride is a 1993 BMW 320i. Today I made the step from 15" 'Factory' BBS to 18" 'Pimper than a Mo Fo' BBS wheels... Got 'em secondhand, nice and cheap - cause a playa like me gots da powerhouse hook upz...nah mean.. These be da B4 pics..... Since WEST COAST CUSTOMS was kinda busy making Pimp My Ride Season 20, I had to use a top secret old abandoned warehouse...</P> Don't ask me what's stored in those boxes....(a *****'s gots ta get paid).... Some HQ pics taken at night ..... Looks like burnout smoke below, but its just a weird effect from my camera.... PIMP'N AIN'T EASY...... WORD.

Offset is 38p. Got a bit worried cause one of my Nigghas (who rolls in a Legacy) reckoned the tyres would rub against the sides... with some years of the 3-series rides... However my motto's always been: "It always touches the sides baby"..... . .

Whaazzup all my homies? It's been a long time y'all.... Decided to spend a bit of benjamins on the BMW, have bought these 18" rims: Tyres are 235/40x18. Can anyone advise whether there's goona be any problems with the tyre size and the 1993 E36 sedan?? (I tried to search the forum, but didn't come up with much) I guess I'll be needin to lower the car as well?? Would appreciate any wisdom y'all have to impart. Cheers, Jammaster James (poor because of being a mo fo player.....god damn child support payments...)