Jammasterjames

word. deep dish would be pimpin' on your ride....maybe wouldn't be that original though become a blingin' superstar.... Get tasteful Chrome wheels and black market mirror tints! Make everything chrome. Make that sh*t stand out from the other playa hater wannabes, polish it till it blinds...yeah

320i E36 Vanos: Take out tha rear seats, unnessecary interior, and put a "NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED" sign on tha window, plant your gas foot to tha ground at all times and she'll run like a black man on fire...... ....well it feels like you're going fast anyways....

Gangsta! Only mod left is to attach a few hoes on each side, big booty's in low cut short shorts, DD's packed in tight tops w/big V necks and Clear Heels !!

Hahaha. Props to tha HTOWN ninjas, representing tha West siide, cause that's tha best siide. This *****'s been whacked.... didn't even see that sh*t comin..... All of y'all Ninja sh*t is tighter than Keisha Castle Hughes was (before she turned 13)... word up to your hoes too!

Yo, check it out... While back, was rollin in my '84, and stopped at tha lights a bit ahead of the white line. An old cracker grandma crossed the road, but my front bumper was slighty in her way...so the biatch kicks my ride as hard as she can and carries on crossing the street!!! Was da funniest sh*t ever,... so I decided not to pop a cap in her saggy ass...

$1 reserve BBS wheels with tyres - check - check- check it out y'all Pick up from G-field. Holla.

Should be happy that someone's even interested in your two cents....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sorry my Wigga, that joke was Wickety-Whickety Whack....Fo sho....

Yo, Word to my peeps, whats the dizzeal?? Just picked up da 93 from customs tonight... they hooked me up with a set of Bilsteins at last! Took her 'round some corners....my sh*t is now tighter than Hayley Westernra (before she got raped by that Bedingfield playa).... Those Jewish brutha's sure know how to make their suspension!!!

Down wit G-Unit = down wit a ***** like me Rep% baby G!

Once you go black, you'll never go back homie...

f'in pimp up in this mo fo!!! respect.

Windows Defender is the sh*t my cracka homies...... Its free too, fo sheezy! Don't need any antivirus programs at all!! or else... *** Stay away from da midget porn and chicks with dicks websites!!!! ***

Happy Birthday! Pop a Cristal or two tonight for me!

Maybe I'll hook myself up wit a real fireman's pole in the back seat, so dem hoes don't be bumpin' and grindin' on my B pillars no more..... by da way, whats the best way to get rid of the fishy smell?

"JammasterJames is FAMOUS!" Tell a ***** sumtin' he don't know.... PM me da link...

Word. I'll get West Coast customs to hook me up wit a new interior one day, da plastic is cracked at the top anyway..... I'm keen to try the coke thing, just to stop the blue messin wit my gangsta threads... If any of y'all got spare B pillar covers that you don't want, I'd buy them.

You've been tomahawked....

coke huh? respect. suppose it can't get stickier than it already is...

whoeva buys it is gonna be pushing buttons...in more ways than one...nahmean blackdude.bmp

WARNING: Couple of tha homies at work have trialed their movember mo's..... one cracker, one indian......they both look like paedophiles!!! Jammaster James says: stay clear of primary schools and playgrounds if your'e participating!

'preciate da advice. Got a small bottle of Dissolveit, but it don't do much, the B pillar plastic covers are still sticky, like that sh*t's all melted...fo sho...how much of it do I gotta use?? Would turps do da trick??? Maybe should tip a 40 on it........

These rims ain't be sellin at $300.... so give me $175 and they're yours!! I'm pimpin' worldwide, going to Melbourne Tuesday...so may not be able to reply until I get back Satuday. Word. Holla and they're yours!

Sup Yall! JammasterJames coming to you straight outta G-field, off the hizzok, suckas better reckognize.... Can any of my niggas out there tell me why by blue plastic interior (B pillar?) is all sticky like a ***** all gone and jizzed over tha motha' f#%^$ ??? Yesterday managed to replace the old headliner (cause it was sagging mo' than tara reid, nahmean). Finished tha job, but then noticed some blue fingerprints that be trippin' all over a *****'s hard work! Tha middle plastic pillars (ones that be holding the front seat belts) were all sticky, wit the colour coming off on my fingers (like da time I ############## CENSORED ########### and they smelled like they'd been handling some funky-ass o' fish...nahmean). This blue won't clean off my new headliner, but at least no saggy upholestery be messin my fro'! Any of my homies seen this whack sh** befo'? How can a ***** get rid of this? Seems like the plastic be melting, but in the cool of the night this sh** was still coming off on my finger....

Looking supa fly in that glamoflague ... Ride wit me anytime baby doll....G.G.G.....G.G.G....G -U-nit!!

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