Napier_E36

well its alright guys - i know where he lives - if he puts anything too dodgy on it, ill just shoot up and debadge it or remove the offending parts during the night - he'll never know i was there, until he comes back to find no ///M or ///M3 badges etc....muwahahahahaha comon bro, badger up, deer ya!!! for your information, i do know how to spell "badge her up" and "dare" i was just bein a dik.....

haha i dont know about that bro, i know where i can get you a couple of tyres - they are totally f**ked man, (mate of mine jimmied a 2.2vtec in his DA integra, and he was just "checking to make sure the LSD still works" - brand new set of tyres down to no tread in about 3 mins - 5th gear burnout SO MUCH SMOKE!!!! )they will still hold air - he drove to the tyre shop on them - but they are pretty tired a... why do you need a pair of dodgeys son? ill keep an eye out - i got mates who f**k their tyres here all the time....

mate, yeah i think mine does look good - its bang on 100mm off the road - thats just a good height to be, i can get into most places no worries, and it handles like a dream. see attached image, i think if it was any lower i would get too much unwanted attention from the cops - this height is perfect for my needs..... and i didnt need to cut or compress them....

you talk of this 318 as tho u still have it... do you have a 318 kicking round somewhere that we dont know about? i thought u just had da wagon...Andrew, wasnt a 318 dyno'd at 55kw? that would be about 74Hp wouldnt it? or have i gone wrong somewhere along the lines of my calculations? while this thread seems to have slid towards power ratings and whats a whale and whats not, does anyone know how much power (roughly) my 325 would be making? (we'll say as standard, because its so hard to accurately guess what power is added by doing an exhaust and sh*t like that... cheers)

yeah i know theres nothing wrong with mine, but its still a bit harsh to call any e36 a whale... id have to say a 720 or 520 would be more of a whale... I had an e36 318 for a few days this week to get some work done on it thru my mechanic (for a woman i work with) and sh*t it was a POS!!! i really missed driving mine, hell the woman had my DX wagon, and I was almost to the point of getting that back - at least its manual!

my bad, that last 1 wasnt the whole car - but this one is!

heres another one of the whole car - its a must that you get your car slammed, they are so sexy that way! see what i mean?

oh can i what!!! HAHA yeah man, the M5 replicas are BEAUTIFUL!!! pricks to clean, but oh so prutty!!! Ill attach pics... i got mine thru magwarehouse.com, they cost me $2800, but that was on apecial. (they had just opened a store in hastings, and I know the dude who runs the place) I highly reccomend them, they are extremely sexy... as im sure most people here would agree!

i know that feeling - the sideways when you aint expecting it bit - i put my ute over a bank like that - thats the most frightening sideways you can get a, if you aint ready for it, its a bit harder to bring back into line... Ill see what the boys can arrange down here.

true - i forgot about that, ill have to either grab it nest time im up there, or arrange to fix you up with the bling (direct debit maybe?) and the extra for a courier and send it down... ah hell, ill just make a trip up sometime. More fun that way! cheers!

ok, the 36 is big, but by comparson to the rest of the larger members of the BMW family, it is almost like a mini - im sure 1 7 series would be the equivilllant of 2 e36s.... (absolutly nothing against the larger BMWs, i like them just as much, but you get my point?)

Hay, basically, as the topic header suggests, I need a spotlight - Left front to be precise.... I can order one in from taiwan or some sh*t, but thats expensive (somthing like $100 for a taiwanese light? rediculous!) Has anyone got one kicking around that they dont require? my car looks stupid with it missing, and its been missing for long enough! Im sick of it, and want another one... cheers Blair.

Im not really learning chinese, but this is pretty classy! Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) 1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP................................Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse ...............................Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach?. ................. Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa KinNi 8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here ....................Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone. ................. No Pah King 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah

hahaha thats classic! cheers man, got anything else like that? As for the eating the batteries - WTF???!!!

sideways at the time bro? I know the feeling, and im hoping that when it happens again, im not on my 18s... id hate to kill one of those.....

hahaha soooo true bro!

Ban me??? what for? Pretty rank, esp when the first admin dude was encouraging me to do it.... its a bit of a laugh - and just wait until ive got more fibreglass resin, ive got an evo 3 kit im going to mash onto it, but im going to do a really shitty job of it (at least first up) and cruise round town for a night. Also im going to take pictures of it and post them on the NZMMC site... saying that mine is better.... (i know you were joking bout the ban bit, well at least i hope you were! but its all in good fun, and im not going to leave the kidney grill and roundels on... Im not THAT f**ked up (yet!) )

haha should i have to? yeah it woulda been mean to mash it, but i didnt want MORE roadkill damage on the front of my beast!! As for pussy bro, you need to get out more.... hahaha and preferably one that dont feel the need to mash it over your car making it dirty!

mean, if you can bring it with you next time we catch up, we'll mash it on and mash around like that. it'll be funny sh*t!

I smell a Welly road trip coming on.... Im going to be doing one of those soon!! We going to go mash it to some observatory which is aprarently the sh*t....

well said man, haha good sh*t

hahaha yeah that possum would been pwn3d if id hit it, unfortunatly, my front bumper has been pwn3d before by a cat and a possum - ive learnt the hard way, by mashing it and thinking damn it i shouldnt have hit it.... thats why i dont have a spot light in the left hand side of my car at the moment - mashed out when i hit a cat!!!

thats a bit on the nose aint it son? he was tryin to "hook a ***** up" he wasnt saying "you gotta get em, and mash em in" If your car was anything like mine, 100mm drop would put it on 30mm.... scary propersition(sp) with Napiers roads and entrances and exits. If you took the springs right out, you would be bumpstopped, unsafe, but would look cool for a show n shine or somthing! (not on the road tho...)

f**king scary more like............

so go get some.... hehehe