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Juzzie Wuzzie

Jack Bauer v. Chuck Norris

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chuck norris ftw.

"some people where superman pj's, superman wears chuck norris pj's"

Edited by antony

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Chuck Norris, cuz when Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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Guest Denny Crane

If Jack Bauer was gay his name would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can't even tie Jack Bauer's drinking shoe laces.

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Guest Denny Crane

Is it an age thing or just me? I dont know who Jack Bauer is OR Chuck Norris.

Should I?

It's a "you write in pink" thing. So just you.

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Haha do some research Spanmer girl!

Edited by Hi Tower

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Haha do some research Spanmer girl!

Some of us who actually WORK for a living dont have time to spend the day on google

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I have a job- And isn't passive income a smarter way to make money than slaving for close to minimum wage? Chuck Norris would certainly roundhouse kick your ass into oblivion for thinking otherwise!

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Whoa bitch fight!

Jack Bauer is from 24

Chuck Norris is from everywhere bar the local beach.

I like Jack better.

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Guest Denny Crane

No, we work together, You helped me find that midget, remember Alan? Or was Schmidt. I've still got that doll of her in the cupboard if you want.

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