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This Guy has a point..... So who has Helen Clarks email address...??

Message from a hard-working Kiwi

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my

taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, as I work in the

timber industry, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I

have no problem in passing .

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people

who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a

urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it

for them??

Please understand - I have no problem with helping people get back on

their feet.

I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their

arse drinking piss & smoking dope all day.

Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to

pass a urine test to get a WINZ cheque???

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I like it.

Potential Problems:

Human Rights Activists

Black Market Urine lol. You could make sh*t loads. Tax free.

So tax payers money would go to people not following the rules and buying black market urine. So taxpayer money would be essentially going to black market dealers who don't pay tax....

Edited by bravo

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I like it.

Potential Problems:

Human Rights Activists

Black Market Urine lol. You could make sh*t loads. Tax free.

So tax payers money would go to people not following the rules and buying black market urine. So taxpayer money would be essentially going to black market dealers who don't pay tax....

Heh, blackmarket urine :S

Would work if for example you had to go into WINZ to pick-up the cheque, where you do the test [have some queer guy peering over your shoulder].

I'd rather they worked for Government agencies to earn their hand-out.

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I like it except WINZ offices would end up smelling like a public toilet on a Saturday night - oh wait......

Edited by ducatiss

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Haha awesome idea....

human rights meh- but yeah black market urine, good point! i see a business opportunity......

Heh, blackmarket urine :S

Would work if for example you had to go into WINZ to pick-up the cheque, where you do the test [have some queer guy peering over your shoulder].

I'd rather they worked for Government agencies to earn their hand-out.

Does every woman you see want to get a glimpse? I wouldnt know what to think, where to look, or what people would think of me if a girl gawked at me.... :wacko:

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Does every woman you see want to get a glimpse? I wouldnt know what to think, where to look, or what people would think of me if a girl gawked at me.... :wacko:

Haha. I like your name in your sig, summaries your above comments perfectly.

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Black Market Urine lol. You could make sh*t loads. Tax free.

Hell yeh.

Be like that movie Gattaca.

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great idea, not that the communists in government would do it...

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