cainchapman 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 (edited) I've got a large dog. So I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food?? Edited March 10, 2008 by Cain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emily-mouse 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 Straight up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark 178 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 An old joke but a good one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drifty325i 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 ha ha that's a classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
savvi 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 nice one mate , must remember that one incase it happens to me, was she blonde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braeden320 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 LOL, I read that out to my flatmates after I read it, An absolute beaut!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotwire 352 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 Bloody classic!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creaver 55 Report post Posted March 10, 2008 Awesome Cain, awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monsta72 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2008 Bloody funny,thanks for the laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ED1RTY 2 Report post Posted March 12, 2008 f**king LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
togate 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2008 LOFLS! literally rolling on the floor and laughing. godlike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted March 12, 2008 Haha thats awesome. Kinda like this intellegent Green acres painter thats painting my gf's house. Was wrapping everything up in drop cloths and got to the piano and goes "mmm this your piano?" Nah it's the coffee table. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuen 16 Report post Posted March 12, 2008 Hahaha that's awesome! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cale 36 Report post Posted March 12, 2008 Legendary! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
