briancol 3 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 A PLANE IS on ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE onLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.' HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. 'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO '. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 SERIES 93 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Ha Ha, Brilliant! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1rotty 40 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Good one!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emily-mouse 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 THANK YOU GOD I'm not Blonde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Haha blondes are hot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emily-mouse 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) Haha blondes are hot Until they crash your car. Some females do get confused about which pedal is which. Or driving with the handbrake up. Not that i've done that before... Edited August 13, 2008 by 318mouse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Dont let them drive.simple. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emily-mouse 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Haha. Alllright. Glad i'm brunette. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 a hot redhead beats all other girls, becauser theyre so rare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 Haha. Alllright. Glad i'm brunette. This week Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
advantex 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2008 Used to go out with a blonde. She wasn't that thick but damn she was wide! Good joke, guys at work loved it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenday-rulz21 6 Report post Posted August 14, 2008 a hot redhead beats all other girls, becauser theyre so rare.So true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
