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Guys,

I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my beemer so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls. '

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my car, that I noticed a hairline crack along the full length of the front air dam

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the panelbeaters?

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haha i read it this morning thought it was real for a sec lol

Edited by e34play

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I have a very similar problem to Brians. When driving at speed in the car I get a high pitched noise, the radio goes louder and all the controls for air con and heater go all funny. I always have everything set to how I like it.

While driving, especially with a bit of throttle, the noise gets louder, and I cant concentrate because the radio and all the heater controls are different.

Can anyone shed any light on this... it only happens in the weekends. Must be a software glitch.

It doesnt happen on week days... maybe its temperature... or could it be a fuse ???

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I checked ETK & TIS and it all looks like it leads to the pasengers occupancy sensor. Did a few tests and found it to be the handbrake causing the problem with all the settings and loud noises

Edited by *Glenn*

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Guys,

I have never written asking for your help before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.'

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.

This scared me.... that fully happened to me not long ago!

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This scared me.... that fully happened to me not long ago!

Thats very interesting Chris.....Tell us more....the whole story :unsure:

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